The Islamic Republic of Qumtar is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Yasir Al-Fulani with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.728 billion Qumtarians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agrabah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.0%.

The thriving Qumtarian economy, worth 674 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,324 dinars, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, and oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qumtar's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

Qumtar is ranked 217,098^th in the world and 9^th in Mediterranean for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring zero on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.