Most Primitive: 672ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,451stMost Authoritarian: 2,998th
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
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Quistonix

Population430 million

Currencyalm
Animallion

The Theocracy of Quistonix is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, ritual sacrifices, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 430 million Quistonixians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Quistonixian economy, worth 20.9 trillion alms a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 48,720 alms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, teenagers can't go to the loo without an army of social workers watching their every movement, and if someone says there's plenty of living space in Quistonix they're lyin'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quistonix's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quistonix is ranked 321,177th in the world and 4,926th in eta for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -316.89 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Primitive: 672ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,451stMost Authoritarian: 2,998thMost Devout: 3,095thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,124thTop
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Most Conservative: 4,938thBest Weather: 9,953rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,786thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,951stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,591stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 18,493rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,988thMost Extreme: 25,446thMost Income Equality: 28,454thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31,063rd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 129th in the regionMost Extreme: 201st in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 263rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 266th in the regionLargest Governments: 299th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 321st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 331st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 406th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Quistonix, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Quistonix they're lyin'.
  • : Following new legislation in Quistonix, teenagers can't go to the loo without an army of social workers watching their every movement.
  • : Following new legislation in Quistonix, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Quistonix, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
  • : Quistonix was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Quistonix, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals.
  • : Following new legislation in Quistonix, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Quistonix, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.
  • : Quistonix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Quistonix, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.

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