The Wolves of Quintona is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bart with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 29.691 billion Quintonans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quint. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Quintonan economy, worth 757 trillion Quints a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,493 Quints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, Wolfism has been named as Quintona's national religion, Bart has just been declared ruler of Quintona in an international press conference, and Quintona has designated Quint as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quintona's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Wolfism.

Quintona is ranked 256,802^nd in the world and 4^th in Gunsmoke Region for Nicest Citizens, with 5.59 average smiles per day.