The Queendom of Quinktopia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pink Quink Quonk Quank with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.475 billion Quinktopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ivermectin City. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The thriving Quinktopian economy, worth 292 trillion Mealworms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Soda Sales, Gambling, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,203 Mealworms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

No one is worried about government policies any more, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and Pink Quink Quonk Quank's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Quinktopia's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is PRAISE.

Quinktopia is ranked 305,948^th in the world and 2^nd in Region of Chickens for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 23.24 on the Kitten Softness Rating.