The Kingdom of Quetzenkel is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.886 billion Quetzenkelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akwesasne. The average income tax rate is 58.5%.

The all-consuming Quetzenkelian economy, worth 339 trillion Talers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,468 Talers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Supervisors in Quetzenkel commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quetzenkel's national animal is the Foreign Bureaucrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quetzenkel is ranked 65,227^th in the world and 5^th in IxWiki for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,566.79 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.