The Republic of Quetzan is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.29 billion Quetzanians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The thriving Quetzanian economy, worth 636 trillion districtas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 68,506 districtas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,013 per year while the poor average 15,337, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Quetzan's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Quetzan is ranked 57,696^th in the world and 1^st in the Republic of Costa Rica for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,404.31 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.