The Feathered Serpent God of Quetzalcoatl Kukulkan is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.052 billion feathered serpents are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenochtitlán. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient serpentine economy, worth 45.5 trillion Sacrifices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,265 Sacrifices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours, the military struggles with recruitment, the crispy fried liver of a Serpent is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, and Leader's reputation is hard as nails. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quetzalcoatl Kukulkan's national animal is the Serpent, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Quetzalcoatl Kukulkan is ranked 170,962^nd in the world and 5^th in The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,035.47 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.