The Union of Quesasland is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Afonso Quesado with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.503 billion Colegas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quesastown. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colega economy, worth a remarkable 3,012 trillion Quesas a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 261,885 Quesas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, gamblers often find their stakes burnt, Diabo da tasmânias with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quesasland's national animal is the Diabo da tasmânia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

Quesasland is ranked 308,805^th in the world and 7^th in Portugal de Esquerda for Least Corrupt Governments, with 10.88 percentage of bribes refused.