The Gallos Blancos of Queretaro FC is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Diego Reyes with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.731 billion albiazules hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estadio Corregidora. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient albiazule economy, worth 209 trillion peso mexicanoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 120,979 peso mexicanoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. Queretaro FC's national animal is the gallo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catolicismo.

Queretaro FC is ranked 180,952^nd in the world and 17^th in Puppet Storage for Bongos for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 35,326.09 Standard Monetary Units.