The Most Serene Republic of Queen Sectonia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and ban on automobiles. The cynical, devout population of 2.636 billion Queen Sectonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Queen Sectonian economy, worth 307 trillion Star Rods a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,541 Star Rods, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 338,004 per year while the poor average 31,825, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Queen Sectonia's national animal is the Fire Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Queen Sectonia is ranked 126,478^th in the world and 2^nd in Queen Sectonia for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.