The Free Israkian Queerdom of Quarana is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Paia Quinti with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.133 billion Arania are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quentiantae. The average income tax rate is 29.1%.

The strong Aranian economy, worth 190 trillion Aranian Piytas a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,677 Aranian Piytas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Aranian Piytas on liquor and tobacco, the nation is going green, and music award shows include surprise polygraph segments. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Quarana's national animal is the Psammodynastes Viperus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Isrika.

Quarana is ranked 126,920^th in the world and 1^st in Nations for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 611 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.