The Community of Qualifogla-KLH Territory is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.26 billion Qualifogla-KLH Territoryians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 33.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Qualifogla-KLH Territoryian economy, worth 236 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,998 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, the musical cognoscenti insist the national anthem just isn't the same without a double contrabass flute, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Qualifogla-KLH Territory's national animal is the Hare, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Qualifogla-KLH Territory is ranked 231,455^th in the world and 14^th in The Realm of Varangia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.