The Math State of Quadratic Functions is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.873 billion Quadratic Functionsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Quadratic Functionsian economy, worth 595 trillion Mathkorunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,206 Mathkorunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Quadratic Functionsian lands, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Quadratic Functions's national animal is the Graphs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quadratic Functions is ranked 259,563^rd in the world and 53^rd in Mathematica for Safest, scoring 16.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.