The Colony of Qsdasd is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.433 billion Qsdasdians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong Qsdasdian economy, worth 81.1 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 56,583 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 219,446 per year while the poor average 9,993, a ratio of 22.0 to 1.

Parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions, exterminators swarm Qsdasdian homes, and the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries. Crime is a problem. Qsdasd's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Qsdasd is ranked 5,288^th in the world and 2^nd in The Card Void for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,513.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.