The Matriarchy of Qrj is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning dolphin population. The democratic population of 2.937 billion Wizards are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Qrjian economy, worth 75.9 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,831 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qrj's national animal is the dolphin.

Qrj is ranked 162,958^th in the world and 1,518^th in Pacifism for Smartest Citizens, with 28.24 quips per hour.