The Republic of Qirgiz is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 11.207 billion Qirgizians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong Qirgizian economy, worth 692 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 61,828 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,541 per year while the poor average 8,459, a ratio of 32.9 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime is a problem. Qirgiz's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Qirgiz is ranked 232,686^th in the world and 1^st in Kyrgyz Republic for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 675.79 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.