The Republic of Qirgiz is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.103 billion Qirgizians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong Qirgizian economy, worth 377 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 61,828 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,541 per year while the poor average 8,459, a ratio of 32.9 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime is a problem. Qirgiz's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Qirgiz is ranked 223,713^th in the world and 1^st in Kyrgyz Republic for Most Patriotic, with 3.68 flags saluted per person per day.