The State of Qay is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 13.947 billion Qayians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Qayian economy, worth 93.6 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 6,714 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qay's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Qay is ranked 60,089^th in the world and 5^th in Pennsylvania for Most Corrupt Governments, with 30.34 kickbacks per hour.