Most Devout: 2,360thMost Influential: 3,548thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,232nd
The Most Serene Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Strength Through Faith, Faith Through Me
Fyodor Karamazov
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Economy
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Pyatingrad

Population1.725 billion

CapitalNovosibirska
LeaderFyodor Karamazov
FaithKaramazovanism

CurrencyDucat
Animallion

The Most Serene Republic of Pyatingrad is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Fyodor Karamazov with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.725 billion Pyatingradians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novosibirska. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pyatingradian economy, worth 264 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,088 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin, people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait, there's a bright dawn ahead for Pyatingrad, and convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pyatingrad's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Karamazovanism.

Pyatingrad is ranked 18,743rd in the world and 46th in Lands End for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.17 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Devout: 2,360thTop
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Most Influential: 3,548thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,232ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,303rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,780thMost Patriotic: 6,131stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,592ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,422ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,731stMost Cultured: 10,790thLargest Black Market: 11,333rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,455thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,539thMost Developed: 13,633rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,532ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,634thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,225thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,329thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,980thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,790thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,825thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,837thLargest Governments: 17,421stMost Efficient Economies: 18,743rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,109thSmartest Citizens: 21,294thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,977thHighest Food Quality: 22,453rd
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Most Devout: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pyatingrad, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyatingrad, there's a bright dawn ahead for Pyatingrad.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyatingrad, people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyatingrad, revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyatingrad, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyatingrad, patriots insist that size does matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyatingrad, the treehouse in Lion Park is the tallest building in Pyatingrad.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyatingrad, the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyatingrad, the fate of the world literally rests on Fyodor Karamazov's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyatingrad, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.

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