| Population | 5.401 billion |
| Capital | Hypixel |
| Leader | Steve |
| Faith | the Order of Three Hosts |
| Currency | Minecoin |
| Animal | mooshroom |
The World of Putintin is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Steve with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.401 billion mobs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hypixel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.3%.
The frighteningly efficient local economy, worth 585 trillion Minecoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,482 Minecoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 348,916 per year while the poor average 25,546, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.
People who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, modesty is treated with the side-eye, and retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Putintin's national animal is the mooshroom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Order of Three Hosts.
Putintin is ranked 290,212th in the world and 2,403rd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 47.38 Workforce Participation Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Putintin lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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Putintin lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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Putintin, retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity.
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Putintin, modesty is treated with the side-eye.
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Putintin, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
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Putintin, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile.
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Putintin, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
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Putintin, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
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Putintin, greased palms have made Steve's office smell like gravy.
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Putintin, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Hypixel as a backdrop.












