The Principality of Purple Rain 75 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Prince with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.905 billion Purple Rain 75ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Paul. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Purple Rain 75ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,563 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 264,859 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are turning themselves into worm food, major cities run on potato batteries, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple Rain 75's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Love Symbol.

Purple Rain 75 is ranked 285,623^rd in the world and 488^th in NationStates for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.8 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.