The Principality of Purple Rain 63 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prince with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.883 billion Purple Rain 63ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Paul. The average income tax rate is 52.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Purple Rain 63ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,422 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 241,840 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and people are turning themselves into worm food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple Rain 63's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Love Symbol.

Purple Rain 63 is ranked 3,657^th in the world and 423^rd in NationStates for Most Corrupt Governments, with 267.04 kickbacks per hour.