The Purple Fairies of Purple Fairy is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Purple Fairy with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.491 billion Purple Fairies are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fairy Kingdom. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A Purple Fairy economy, worth a remarkable 3,372 trillion Sparkleses a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 269,981 Sparkleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Many in Purple Fairy are born in the purple, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and the nation thirsts for new freedoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple Fairy's national animal is the Butterfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fairies.

Purple Fairy is ranked 215,458^th in the world and 281^st in Nerdlandia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 26,458.18 Standard Monetary Units.