The Queendom of Purple Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.693 billion Dragons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 19.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Purple Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,250 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 258,904 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader, and a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Purple Dragonia is ranked 32,041^st in the world and 438^th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,457.62 on the Gilded Widget Scale.