The PICK UP MY GROCERIES PEASANT of PuppyCat is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 4.351 billion PuppyCatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant PuppyCatian economy, worth 43.9 trillion Chaoses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,093 Chaoses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PuppyCat's national animal is the Toast.

PuppyCat is ranked 256,338^th in the world and 6^th in Olive Ocean for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.19 percentage of bribes refused.