The Puppet Watching Alliance of Puppet Trackers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 41.841 billion Puppet Trackers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The all-consuming a Puppet Tracker economy, worth a remarkable 4,178 trillion Strings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 99,864 Strings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 481,508 per year while the poor average 12,048, a ratio of 40.0 to 1.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Puppet Trackers's national animal is the Puppet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Puppet Trackers is ranked 309,029^th in the world and 3^rd in The Imperial Palace of Fandom for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -15.17 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.