The Revolution of Punk is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 19.396 billion Punkians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Punkian economy, worth a remarkable 2,867 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,850 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Domestic cruise ships fly the Punkian flag out of fear of being blown up, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Punk's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Punk is ranked 44,050th in the world and 2nd in punk for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,155.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
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Punk, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
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Punk, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
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Punk, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
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Punk, domestic cruise ships fly the Punkian flag out of fear of being blown up.
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Punk, 200 mph car chases are a frequent sight on the otherwise empty motorways.
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Punk, legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government.
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Punk, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
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Punk, parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension.
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Punk, billions of Golds are spent to take high-quality photos of the Elephant Nebula.
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Punk, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Punkian citizenship.



























