Highest Economic Output: 10,308thLargest Mining Sector: 14,038thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,854th
The Revolution of
Authoritarian Democracy
Punk is not dead
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Punk

Population19.396 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalElephant

The Revolution of Punk is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 19.396 billion Punkians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Punkian economy, worth a remarkable 2,867 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,850 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Domestic cruise ships fly the Punkian flag out of fear of being blown up, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Punk's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Punk is ranked 44,050th in the world and 2nd in punk for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,155.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Highest Economic Output: 10,308thLargest Mining Sector: 14,038thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,854thLargest Black Market: 15,155thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,715thMost Developed: 17,089thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,909thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,649thLowest Crime Rates: 20,340thLargest Populations: 20,370thMost Patriotic: 22,468thMost Efficient Economies: 22,934thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,546thLargest Governments: 23,706thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,967thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,574thMost Devout: 25,544thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,641stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,560thMost Accessible: 26,598thHighest Average Incomes: 26,934thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,049thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,578thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,814thHealthiest Citizens: 28,976thBest Weather: 29,486th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Punk, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, domestic cruise ships fly the Punkian flag out of fear of being blown up.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, 200 mph car chases are a frequent sight on the otherwise empty motorways.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, billions of Golds are spent to take high-quality photos of the Elephant Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Punkian citizenship.

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