The Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull of Pulland is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, devout population of 8.723 billion Pull Pull Pull have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull. The average income tax rate is 66.5%.

The all-consuming Pull Pull Pull economy, worth 826 trillion Pull Pull Pulls a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,764 Pull Pull Pulls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, and the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pulland's national animal is the Pull Pull Pull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull Pull.

Pulland is ranked 295,287^th in the world and 14^th in Canguta Nations for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.72 on the Bus Surprisal Index.