The Kingdom of Puerto Celeste is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.035 billion Puerto Celesteans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 23.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Puerto Celestean economy, worth 66.8 trillion Celestinoes a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is 64,552 Celestinoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, students select colleges based on wi-fi quality, the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Puerto Celeste's national animal is the Toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Puerto Celeste is ranked 98,298^th in the world and 1^st in Corporate Federation for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.42 percentage of bribes refused.