The Armed Republic of Public Enemy is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Chuck with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.874 billion Public Enemyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bronx. The average income tax rate is 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Public Enemyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,694 trillion Clocks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,139 Clocks, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and Chuck's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Public Enemy's national animal is the Rhino, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Public Enemy is ranked 156,396^th in the world and 4^th in The Bronx for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,902.23 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.