The Republic of Prysk Card is a very large, genial nation, notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The devout population of 254 million Prysk Cardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Prysk Cardian economy, worth 10.3 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 40,369 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Treason is relative, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Prysk Card, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prysk Card's national animal is the Cards, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Prysk Card is ranked 201,876^th in the world and 12^th in Regionate for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 827.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.