The People's Republic of Pryitzinska is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mikhail Nováçek with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 4.552 billion Pryitzinskans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mytilen. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Pryitzinskan economy, worth 215 trillion Trelovols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,223 Trelovols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, and an enormous health awareness programme is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pryitzinska's national animal is the White Stork, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Western Christian Orthodoxy.

Pryitzinska is ranked 269,965^th in the world and 6^th in Torkavia for Most Secular, with 11.13 Atheism Rate.