The Republic of Prumia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Consul Seymour Arkend with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.736 billion Prumians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olstain. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Prumian economy, worth a remarkable 5,300 trillion Hentils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 214,273 Hentils, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,061,845 per year while the poor average 24,518, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Foreign workers are flooding in as Hentils flood out, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, war is made in the name of love, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prumia's national animal is the Osprey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Prumia is ranked 19,816^th in the world and 2^nd in Coalition of Sovereign Nations for Safest, scoring 114.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.