The Soulless Bandwagon of Prozackistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 25.122 billion Patatas Bravas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Patatas Brava economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion Clippings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,255 Clippings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleeping on the job is recommended, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prozackistan's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Prozackistan is ranked 40,554^th in the world and 1^st in Fascist Free Territories for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 49.24 on the Kitten Softness Rating.