The United Socialist States of Propia Easquee is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.282 billion Propia Easqueeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Propia Easqueean economy, worth 412 trillion dalasis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 180,712 dalasis, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,117,344 per year while the poor average 12,646, a ratio of 88.3 to 1.

Candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, Propia Easqueean novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader, nothing in life is promised except death and government support, and the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Propia Easquee's national animal is the snail, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Propia Easquee is ranked 59,266^th in the world and 10^th in Nevadia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.83 law-abiding acts per hour.