The Commonwealth of Prolai is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and lack of airports. The compassionate, devout population of 406 million Prolaians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Prolaian economy, worth 31.6 trillion Toastarian Bolivars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,724 Toastarian Bolivars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, and Prolai City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prolai's national animal is the Prolai Jay, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Prolai is ranked 47,040^th in the world and 1^st in The Toastic Assembly for Highest Poor Incomes, with 57,659.83 Standard Monetary Units.