The Commonwealth of Progressive Party Dispatch Office is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 14 million Progressive Party Dispatch Officeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 62.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The weak Progressive Party Dispatch Officean economy, worth 343 billion informations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 24,491 informations, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Progressive Party Dispatch Office's national animal is the bureaucrat , which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Progressive Party Dispatch Office is ranked 158,369^th in the world and 7^th in Puppet Storage for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.