The Corporate Industrial Union of Profitocracy is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.75 billion Profitocrats are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The strong Profitocracyian economy, worth 108 trillion Aurexes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 61,875 Aurexes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 399,658 per year while the poor average 3,855, a ratio of 103 to 1.

Cave paintings are back in vogue, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Profitocracy's national animal is the Bull-Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Profitocracy is ranked 48,305^th in the world and 2^nd in Chordis for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,762.73 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.