The Federation of Procyna is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 423 million Procynans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.
The thriving Procynan economy, worth 38.2 trillion Solars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 90,421 Solars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 405,596 per year while the poor average 12,467, a ratio of 32.5 to 1.
The roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, all streets are privately owned toll roads, calls to prayer are the newest dog whistles, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Procyna's national animal is the Spatial Whale, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.
Procyna is ranked 11,722nd in the world and 5th in Sparkalia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 84,996.06 Standard Monetary Units.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Procyna, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
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Procyna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
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Procyna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in
Procyna, calls to prayer are the newest dog whistles.
- : Following new legislation in
Procyna, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
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Procyna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market and Most Politically Free.
- : Following new legislation in
Procyna, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
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Procyna, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
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Procyna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
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Procyna, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.


















