The Republic of Procia Ionia is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 8.045 billion Procia Ionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.8%.

The Procia Ionian economy, worth 355 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 44,156 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Harry Potter books are banned, and the weather in Procia Ionia City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Procia Ionia's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Procia Ionia is ranked 196,227^th in the world and 1^st in Nation of Balestria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.03 law-abiding acts per hour.