Most Stationary: 4,717thLargest Populations: 17,114thLargest Gambling Industry: 25,013th
The Watchfires of
Father Knows Best State
Skin on skin, let the love begin
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Pro-1

Population21.17 billion

Currency$$
AnimalDeath's-head Hawkmoth

The Watchfires of Pro-1 is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 21.17 billion Pro-1ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.4%.

The strong Pro-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,213 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,316 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and nobody likes bad boys any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pro-1's national animal is the Death's-head Hawkmoth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Pro-1 is ranked 116,075th in the world and 1st in Providence for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 83.92 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Top
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Most Stationary: 4,717thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 17,114thLargest Gambling Industry: 25,013thMost Ignorant Citizens: 29,343rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pro-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Pro-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Pro-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Pro-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Following new legislation in Pro-1, nobody likes bad boys any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Pro-1, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Pro-1, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.
  • : Following new legislation in Pro-1, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
  • : Following new legislation in Pro-1, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
  • : Pro-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.

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