The Armed Republic of Private Security Forces is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 415 million Security Guards are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The Private Security economy, worth 21.3 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,435 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Private Security Forces's national animal is the Hawk.

Private Security Forces is ranked 164,360^th in the world and 8^th in Raspberry Commune for Largest Governments, scoring 11.14 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.