Population | 5.569 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer116 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.569 billion Printer116ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer116ian economy, worth 775 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 139,299 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.
Tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and the government has enacted freedom of information. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer116's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Printer116 is ranked 54,937th in the world and 2,038th in Two for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,010.88 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Printer116 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, Largest Black Market, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Developed.
- : Printer116 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Printer116, the government has enacted freedom of information.
- : Printer116 was reclassified from "Conservative Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Printer116, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
- : Following new legislation in Printer116, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
- : Following new legislation in Printer116, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn.
- : Following new legislation in Printer116, female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers.
- : Following new legislation in Printer116, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients.
- : Following new legislation in Printer116, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.