The Queendom of Princess Eris is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.01 billion Equestrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Equestrian economy, worth 250 trillion bits a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 49,952 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

High-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, artists are pillars of society, Princess Eris has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies, and ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Princess Eris's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Princess Eris is ranked 252,690^th in the world and 14^th in Foxtopia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 40.11 on the Kitten Softness Rating.