The Democratic Republic of Princess CCIX is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.995 billion Princess CCIXians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 32.2%.

The Princess CCIXian economy, worth 143 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 35,836 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Princess CCIX's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Princess CCIX is ranked 269,745^th in the world and 1^st in Ecology for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 24,297.16 Standard Monetary Units.