The Revolutionary Music of Prince is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.902 billion Princeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minneapolis. The average income tax rate is 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Princean economy, worth a remarkable 1,667 trillion notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,245 notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials who do an offal job get smoked, the recently liberated free press cautiously uses compliment sandwiches to cushion its criticisms of Leader, public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help, and it turns out that trees grow on notes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prince's national animal is the harp seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is say what.

Prince is ranked 208,163^rd in the world and 1^st in Brooklyn for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 36.67 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.