The Revolutionary Music of Prince is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.284 billion Princeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minneapolis. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Princean economy, worth a remarkable 1,261 trillion notes a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,655 notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, nose plugs are the latest Princean fashion accessory, and royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prince's national animal is the harp seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is say what.

Prince is ranked 213,848^th in the world and 5^th in Brooklyn for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.64 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.