The Revolutionary Music of Prince is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.77 billion Princeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minneapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Princean economy, worth a remarkable 1,603 trillion notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,570 notes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 364,718 per year while the poor average 34,221, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Posters on 'Princean Values' advise against being proud of Prince, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prince's national animal is the harp seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is say what.

Prince is ranked 15,760^th in the world and 1^st in Brooklyn for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,945.23 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.