The Illegal Aliens Area 51 of PrimeCo is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by that Alien Guy with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.371 billion PrimeCoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Area 51. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming PrimeCoan economy, worth 970 trillion Gold Pressed Latinums a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,478 Gold Pressed Latinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, and sick PrimeCoans are hair today and gone tomorrow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PrimeCo's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Intergalactic Shiney Rings of Rings.

PrimeCo is ranked 51,782^nd in the world and 6^th in EPCOT Center 1981 for Highest Poor Incomes, with 54,054.15 Standard Monetary Units.