The Illegal Aliens Area 51 of PrimeCo is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by that Alien Guy with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.526 billion PrimeCoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Area 51. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PrimeCoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,024 trillion Gold Pressed Latinums a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,815 Gold Pressed Latinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

No one born in PrimeCo can fix a leaky faucet, if a tree falls in the forest there is no sound except a cash register ringing, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PrimeCo's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Intergalactic Shiney Rings of Rings.

PrimeCo is ranked 3,128^th in the world and 1^st in EPCOT Center 1981 for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 13,677.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.