The Rogue Nation of Prime Evils is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 227 million Prime Evilsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 37.3%.

The Prime Evilsian economy, worth 9.69 trillion blood petals a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,680 blood petals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Women across the country are tying the knot, emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, and tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prime Evils's national animal is the fallen hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Prime Evils is ranked 279,424^th in the world and 3^rd in Diablo for Nicest Citizens, with 4.49 average smiles per day.