The Free Land of Prime Arcee is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 4.729 billion Prime Arceeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 23.6%.

The Prime Arceean economy, worth 211 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 44,639 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Parents dread their examinations more than their children, immigrants who don't like the taste of Prime Arceean Turnip Chips are immediately deported, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prime Arcee's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Prime Arcee is ranked 186,997^th in the world and 7^th in Cthonia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,270.94 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.