The Loving Couple of Pride-Month is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Luz with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.289 billion Pride-Monthians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boiling Isles. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pride-Monthian economy, worth 963 trillion snails a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,690 snails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents often use toddler leashes on rebellious teenagers, Luz is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pride-Month's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

Pride-Month is ranked 27,685^th in the world and 1^st in KAP03Region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,801.99 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.