The Holy Cacophony of Pretty Girls is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dakota Fanning with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 12.309 billion Pretty Girls have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benson. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pretty economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion glitters a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 105,744 glitters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, visiting the best Pretty restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, and Dakota Fanning is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pretty Girls's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Taylor Momsen.

Pretty Girls is ranked 26,577^th in the world and 30^th in Karma for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,102.6 on the Gilded Widget Scale.